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FullHouse
14-12-2009, 07:52 PM
Nice ad juber,even beter write up, but i think you are dreaming bro, if you think some one is gonna give you an Aston plus cash:eek: :eek:

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/1400222.htm

MEGA
14-12-2009, 07:54 PM
He's selling the 206? :D

SYE
14-12-2009, 08:04 PM
quote juber


Will consider PX for a Black Aston Martin Vantage V8 + Cash a go on your bird and a 60" wide screen plasma.


youll be lucky, you might also want to add.

"its had more tips to the dealers in the larst 3 month than it has to the petrol station" ;) .

AM13REZ
14-12-2009, 08:11 PM
nice advert mate, good pics!

good luck with the sale

deffo the black Aston next or anythin else in mind?

XKaLiBaR
14-12-2009, 08:26 PM
Man can dream lol :D

gie0320
14-12-2009, 08:29 PM
Juber Juber..................... Why did you have to spoil it when Raj was almost ready to buy :)

huzi7
14-12-2009, 08:58 PM
Lol...Juber got over excited! :p

OT. Raj....empty your inbox!

Juber
14-12-2009, 09:11 PM
quote juber



youll be lucky, you might also want to add.

"its had more tips to the dealers in the larst 3 month than it has to the petrol station" ;) .

Twice at the dealers actually, paint on drivers side rear quarter was done in an unsatisfactory manor for my liking, so got them to do it again. :D

The Aston part, well its worth a shot, you never know lol. Plus its cash their way, not cash to me, im not being that unrealistic.....

Advert amended lol

gie0320
14-12-2009, 09:15 PM
You should re word the add Juber otherwise you could be driving away potential buyers as its a bit confusing....just add that bit "aston plus cash your way"

Juber
14-12-2009, 09:17 PM
You should re word the add Juber otherwise you could be driving away potential buyers as its a bit confusing....just add that bit "aston plus cash your way"


Yeah iv just done that mate - cheers :D

westside
15-12-2009, 08:19 AM
lol some of the optional equipment is standard i..e headlamp wash! kuti!

uberbmw
15-12-2009, 01:34 PM
^^ Haha, i thought this was Ruby Ruby Ruby... get me coat lol

Juber
15-12-2009, 08:46 PM
lol some of the optional equipment is standard i..e headlamp wash! kuti!

Oh right, i just got the options list off here...
http://bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/auc/car_details/0,,1260_159980106__,00.html?currentCh=WBSNB92030CU 18867

Then edited it to what i have and havent got...... Haramzada

mysticm3
16-12-2009, 09:02 AM
lol all factory xenon headlights need to come with headlight washers as standard!

westside
16-12-2009, 09:19 AM
lol all factory xenon headlights need to come with headlight washers as standard!

exactly

Juber you cock headlight washers are not a fucking optional extra when you have xenons if you dont know that you shouldnt even be driving a BMW! :D

mysticm3
16-12-2009, 09:32 AM
dont trust kav

Raj
16-12-2009, 10:51 AM
Good luck with the sale buddy.

You deffo need to amend the lists though as they aren't all optional extras as some have previously mentioned.

Also having a quick look, you maybe asking a bit much for the car as there are others with better spec but for less. I thought yours was a 2006 for some reason hence the price would have been more in line.

westside
16-12-2009, 11:45 AM
Good luck with the sale buddy.

You deffo need to amend the lists though as they aren't all optional extras as some have previously mentioned.

Also having a quick look, you maybe asking a bit much for the car as there are others with better spec but for less. I thought yours was a 2006 for some reason hence the price would have been more in line.

what Raj means to say is
A your add is crap
B your over priced
C if it is cheaper he would buy it
D you still love megga
E Megga doesnt love you
F Fullhouse loves everyone

Theivz
16-12-2009, 12:44 PM
nice write up mate ... car looks awesome in the pics

Dep
16-12-2009, 01:35 PM
what Raj means to say is
A your add is crap
B your over priced
C if it is cheaper he would buy it
D you still love megga
E Megga doesnt love you
F Fullhouse loves everyone

You are a very very wise man Kav! :D

Raj
16-12-2009, 01:49 PM
what Raj means to say is
A your add is crap
B your over priced
C if it is cheaper he would buy it
D you still love megga
E Megga doesnt love you
F Fullhouse loves everyone

Only point E is incorrect. It should read "Kav love you long time.."

I'd buy it only if he binned off that hideous wood trim.

westside
16-12-2009, 02:17 PM
Only point E is incorrect. It should read "Kav love you long time.."

I'd buy it only if he binned off that hideous wood trim.

then just stick on your BBK and your laughing :-)

Juber
16-12-2009, 04:59 PM
I'd buy it only if he binned off that hideous wood trim.
Vynal Wrap it to your colour preference, i got quoted £100 :)

Plus, shoot me a text with £? ;)

mysticm3
17-12-2009, 08:28 AM
this raj is not that raj

FullHouse
17-12-2009, 08:47 AM
No Teddy its the other other Raj

mystic sport
17-12-2009, 09:25 AM
Oi, don't diss the wood fella!!!!!!!!

I have had great results with this - shiny shiny wood :p .

http://www.supremeclean.org.uk/products/pledge.jpg http://www.allianceonline.co.uk/product_images/HCD01000.jpg

Raj
17-12-2009, 10:28 AM
Now this Raj is confused as to which Raj I am and which Raj everyone is going on about....:o

Raj
17-12-2009, 10:32 AM
Plus, shoot me a text with £? ;)

£9.99 and ya still robbing me...:p

Raj
17-12-2009, 10:36 AM
Oi, don't diss the wood fella!!!!!!!!

I have had great results with this - shiny shiny wood :p .

http://www.supremeclean.org.uk/products/pledge.jpg http://www.allianceonline.co.uk/product_images/HCD01000.jpg

I wouldn't use that on MY wood Paul. You need to tell wifey to try something else....:p

mysticm3
17-12-2009, 11:06 AM
guess what use that stuff all over and your car smells like brand new out of stealer

mystic sport
17-12-2009, 11:26 AM
I wouldn't use that on MY wood Paul. You need to tell wifey to try something else....:p
I bloody well did and now we have a third kid on the way :eek: .

MEGA
17-12-2009, 11:54 AM
Dohhhhhh... You missed mate. Its the face you were aiming for! :p

Raj
17-12-2009, 12:02 PM
I bloody well did and now we have a third kid on the way :eek: .

PMSL... :D :D

mystic sport
17-12-2009, 02:47 PM
Dohhhhhh... You missed mate. Its the face you were aiming for! :p

Dude, why hit the face when you have a nice warm......................well, you get the idea.

It would be a bit like eating some rough old mince rather than tucking into the very best filet mignon :p - christ, gone a bit OT here :eek: .

(I am really chuffed to be getting a third kiddie ;) )

gaz1234
27-12-2009, 05:30 PM
only had it 5 mins!

MEGA
27-12-2009, 05:46 PM
Dude, why hit the face when you have a nice warm......................well, you get the idea.

It would be a bit like eating some rough old mince rather than tucking into the very best filet mignon :p - christ, gone a bit OT here :eek: .

(I am really chuffed to be getting a third kiddie ;) )

LOL! Lovely imagery mate.

Mmmm. Fillet.

mystic sport
27-12-2009, 07:49 PM
Mmmm. Fillet.

Succulent and moist ;) .

Dep
27-12-2009, 08:01 PM
Well this thread hasn't gone off topic at all! Lol

I don't even know which Raj is buying Jubers car & how Paul has time to come on here! :D

mystic sport
27-12-2009, 09:03 PM
& how Paul has time to come on here! :D

I don't know either, anyhoo, I'm off for more steak :D .

Raj
29-12-2009, 07:37 AM
I don't even know which Raj is buying Jubers car...

Neither at the moment.

I'm sure we could negotiate the price if I were interested. The only real probs with Jubers motor is that there is a little too much silverstone on the interior, the wood trim and of course I know how Juber has thrashed the crap out of it...:eek:

Dep
29-12-2009, 08:06 AM
Neither at the moment.

I'm sure we could negotiate the price if I were interested. The only real probs with Jubers motor is that there is a little too much silverstone on the interior, the wood trim and of course I know how Juber has thrashed the crap out of it...:eek:

Is the 2.0i engine not an issue? That explains why its been thrashed! :D

If you get an M will your CSL's be going on it?

Raj
29-12-2009, 08:30 AM
Is the 2.0i engine not an issue? That explains why its been thrashed! :D

If you get an M will your CSL's be going on it?

2l engine will be fine. Not fussed about speed anymore...:D

The CSLs are staying on the D as haven't got the OE 172s that came with her anymore. To be honest, I really like the M wheels anyway and not sure what I would do wheel wise.