"The Evotechnik modders bible" thou shalt not.....

[litchy]

.......ask questions without checking previous threads :rolleyes:

[arkenphel]

...piss off BigFas.

[ShaanK]

... lie about phone bills and the cars one has.

[MEGA]

... be ginger :(





*cries*

[phat///M3]

... be ginger :(





*cries*

:D As long as you know it :D

[Mud]

...piss off BigFas.

LOL I read that wrong at first, though you where telling him to.....

[MEGA]

... misread posts and jump to false conclusions

[zarnd]

...be seen to be having possible sexual relations with Daddies car

http://www.bmwblog.com/2008/04/08/drivers-perfect-relationship-with-his-bmw-335d/

[BigFas]

LOL I read that wrong at first, though you where telling him to.....

Me too! I was already in the "Ban" screen :D

[churchwa]

...ask if E46 M3 wheels will fit non M cars

[M111PDM]

..... Ring up CA with impossible questions :D
..... Ring up CA asking for stupidly impossible discounts :D
( the list goes on );)

[arkenphel]

...write "piss off BigFas":D



I love him, really. But not in a homo sort of way.



So, thou shall not...





...love BigFas in a homo sort of way.






The award for "how to dig your own grave" goes to (drumroll please)....

[Purvesh]

....."drive stock"

[TJN]

"put M3 side grills on a non M"

[arkenphel]

...put ///M3 or ///M5 badges on a non-M

[SpeedTrap]

..... Ring up CA with impossible questions :D
..... Ring up CA asking for stupidly impossible discounts :D
( the list goes on );)

You talking to me? you talking to me? you talking to me?:)

[BigFas]

Though....shalst not....use.....silly.....amounts of un----necesarry......punc....tuation......... (Styler2002i!)

[Dep]

Though....shalst not....use.....silly.....amounts of un----necesarry......punc....tuation......... (Styler2002i!)
I just thought he had a key sticking on the key board! :rolleyes:

[Mah_c180]

... start useless threads

[phat///M3]

Though....shalst not....use.....silly.....amounts of un----necesarry......punc....tuation......... (Styler2002i!)

L.....M.....A.....O..... :D ..... :D ..... :D ..... :D ..... :D

[Purvesh]

...."keep your automobile for any length of time" (Raj 2008)

[Doc Matt]

Go to a fancy dress party as a Chinese Elvis

[peppernick]

Go to a fancy dress party as a Chinese Elvis
Say who ?........... :D

http://usera.imagecave.com/mysticm321/Mark/n865805176_4282850_161.jpg

[SYE]

or go to fancy dress parties, not wearing fancy dress:D .

[dodgyken]

.......disturb Fas and Dan when they are "relaxing" together :eek:

.......goto the Ring without Chilli Sauce

[MEGA]

... start threads called MEGAZILLAZOR, or respond to threads with photoshops of dan and fas boning goats that get you dumped into giant bins :(

http://www.megaginge.info/personal/upload/Dan-5.jpg















( I'll be hiding for the next 4-5 months )

[Dino]

..... put M badges on non M cars
..... put e46 M3 wheels on e36s
..... put a "shopping list" of mods on your cars doors
..... pretend the iPhone is good

[MistaSmiff]

Put M6 wheels on ANY E46 ... :o

[ShaanK]

.... bang my goat

[MEGA]

..... pretend the iPhone is good

IDD. No need to pretend. It *is* good. A la why I have 2 of them. (One work, One personal).

[M111PDM]

You talking to me? you talking to me? you talking to me?:)

Actually Jerome we weren't refering to you :rolleyes: , There are far worse people out there to deal with than your good self :D :D :D

[nazgulzar]

piss of cops......cause there is only ever gonna be one winner!!!

[BigFas]

piss of cops......cause there is only ever gonna be one winner!!!

LMAO! Soooooo true

[Black Sabbath]

People posting for sale stuff when they haven't got enough posts,or posting it in the main forum

[adood84]

.... ask if SSG is good , everybody knows it sucks ...
.... ask if a SCed E46 is as good as an M3, everybody know it will never be as good :D

[M111PDM]

People posting for sale stuff when they haven't got enough posts,or posting it in the main forum

That aimed at me :rolleyes: :D :D :D

[Black Sabbath]

That aimed at me :rolleyes: :D :D :D
If the cap fits ;)

[M111PDM]

If the cap fits ;)

:eek: Ill try to post in the correct section in the future lol :D :D :D

[BigFas]

Sponsors are exempt ;)

[M111PDM]

Sponsors are exempt ;)

:eek: So who keeps moving our posts ??????? ;) ;) :D :D

(Did you get your parcel this morning);)

[BigFas]

Some other jobsworth

Yes I did :D

[phat///M3]

IDD. No need to pretend. It *is* good. A la why I have 2 of them. (One work, One personal).

...make yourself look like more of a geek by boasting about have 2 iphones.

[Black Sabbath]

Some other jobsworth
:D
That would be me then,not that I'm a jobsworth,just didn't want anyone saying that no one ever helps the forum.I wont move any more if all the sponsors are exempt.

[Moe]

... Drive a dirty car


*waits for car cleaning digs from black sabbath*

[Miss Naughty]

Be the person you are and not make out you are something else:cool: :cool: :cool:

[adood84]

Be the person you are and not make out you are something else:cool: :cool: :cool:


I think you missed the not in the thread title lol