Chaos
16-07-2008, 07:53 PM
Maybank are pleased to announce a new affiliation with a local detailer - someone with proven ability and whose references include Mark (Black Sabbath), Dan (Scorcher), myself and now Mudassar (Mud).
Just to give you an idea of what they're capable of, we kept a rough-and-ready log of events over the course of the day that Mud had his car done. To give you a scale of the task, Mud is not world famous for cleaning his car (being the only person in the world less likely than me to pick up a sponge - only at least I pay someone else to do it!) and in the words of Andy when the car turned up "Fuck me that doesn't need a detail, that needs a priest!"...
The beauty in all her glory:
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0135.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0136.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0137.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0138.jpg
The anti-gunk went onto the engine bay early to make sure that it was clean before it was time to start on the outside and close the bonnet.
Some idea of the paint defects that were to be corrected:
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0140.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0145.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0149.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0151.jpg
Some test areas were laid, and before/afters are very easily visible:
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0158.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0159.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0160.jpg
I took a nicely-detailed photo to show Mud's supreme philosophy - if you coat the car in dirt then you don't get any fade from the sun. The boy's a genius, so he is.
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0169.jpg
The main man working his ass off while we drink Coke and discuss the finer points of the female anatomy and the content of this month's skin-mag offerings :rolleyes::
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0171.jpg
I suggested he bring a few mops given the subject matter. Bloody show-off turned up with this:
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0172.jpg
With the last coat on the car drying off and setting, things already looked just a smidge better ;):
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0179.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0184.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0198.jpg
The inside was unrecognisable. They'd even got the stiletto marks off the dashboard and emptied the 489,716 Mars Drink bottles:
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0181.jpg
The great man himself was not amused. He wanted those bottles.
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0200.jpg
:p
The end results were visible at Bimmerflex to those who came, but you can compare the differences yourself...
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0204.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0209.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0210.jpg
Just to give you an idea of what they're capable of, we kept a rough-and-ready log of events over the course of the day that Mud had his car done. To give you a scale of the task, Mud is not world famous for cleaning his car (being the only person in the world less likely than me to pick up a sponge - only at least I pay someone else to do it!) and in the words of Andy when the car turned up "Fuck me that doesn't need a detail, that needs a priest!"...
The beauty in all her glory:
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0135.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0136.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0137.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0138.jpg
The anti-gunk went onto the engine bay early to make sure that it was clean before it was time to start on the outside and close the bonnet.
Some idea of the paint defects that were to be corrected:
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0140.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0145.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0149.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0151.jpg
Some test areas were laid, and before/afters are very easily visible:
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0158.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0159.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0160.jpg
I took a nicely-detailed photo to show Mud's supreme philosophy - if you coat the car in dirt then you don't get any fade from the sun. The boy's a genius, so he is.
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0169.jpg
The main man working his ass off while we drink Coke and discuss the finer points of the female anatomy and the content of this month's skin-mag offerings :rolleyes::
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0171.jpg
I suggested he bring a few mops given the subject matter. Bloody show-off turned up with this:
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0172.jpg
With the last coat on the car drying off and setting, things already looked just a smidge better ;):
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0179.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0184.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0198.jpg
The inside was unrecognisable. They'd even got the stiletto marks off the dashboard and emptied the 489,716 Mars Drink bottles:
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0181.jpg
The great man himself was not amused. He wanted those bottles.
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0200.jpg
:p
The end results were visible at Bimmerflex to those who came, but you can compare the differences yourself...
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0204.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0209.jpg
http://www.superbike.demon.co.uk/Maybank/Detail/0210.jpg