Do you love your car as much as this guy....?

[Aaftab]

http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/sex-with-car.aspx?dateonline=Monday+19+May+2008

[BigFas]

Mega does!

[BMW JAY84]

ha ha ha where to start ...... So wrong its untrue

[Aaftab]

Mega does!
:D :D LOL:D :D

[adood84]

damn , lol so this guy is different from the guy a couple months back ?

[Aaftab]

Its a trend thats been going around "AUTO LOVE"!

[adood84]

Its a trend thats been going around "AUTO LOVE"!

still prefer goat love to be honest :D

[styler2002i]

Sickkkk Fuuuccccckkkkkkkkkk:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[phat///M3]

This has to be a joke, surely right?

If its true, you ever notice how small those pee shooters are on a beetle, no wonder he dont have a girl if his ding dong fits in there LMFAO.

Next thing he's gonna buy an M and have his friends over for group sex on the quads :rolleyes:

[Aaftab]

This has to be a joke, surely right?


Next thing he's gonna buy an M and have his friends over for group sex on the quads :rolleyes:

Imagine if the quad had 83mm tips:D

[phat///M3]

Imagine if the quad had 83mm tips:D

Dude you got me worried about my car now :mad: park it up to go get some groceries and you got a couple of idiots try to hump it when you come back :mad:

[styler2002i]

you got a couple of idiots try to hump it when you come back :mad:

orgy.... :eek: :eek:

[Black Sabbath]

What a wanker,no wonder he doesn't have many human friends :rolleyes:

[styler2002i]

:eek: :eek: hes 2 busy waxing his pipes 2... have friends... and now hes got a bf... wat the...:eek: :eek:

[Handler]

Lol some people.
Why would he admit to anybody about his antics, more importantly.....

Does he lube the pipes first or just ride it raw.

I wonder if sometimes leaves the car running for a warm feeling :D

[phat///M3]

Lol some people.
Why would he admit to anybody about his antics, more importantly.....

Does he lube the pipes first or just ride it raw.

I wonder if sometimes leaves the car running for a warm feeling :D

I see you got a pit of penchant for some lubed up warm pipe m8.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[adood84]

LOL @phat///M3 thats just so damn funny :D:D

[Viking]

What the **** must his dad honestly think?!?!?

maybe dad's consoling himself thinking at least he's not gay..well..in a human way lol!

[phat///M3]

What the **** must his dad honestly think?!?!?

maybe dad's consoling himself thinking at least he's not gay..well..in a human way lol!

For all we know his Dad might be having a go too or maybe he prefers kitchin appliances like a toaster or a blender (slightly more kinky the old man) :D

[SYE]

what a freak, he rapes his car .

[kpkpkp]

I aint being funny but have you seen the size of a zorst on an old skool beetle - I am not hung like a moose but fuck me I could not squeeze it into a a beetle zorst no matter what.

No wonder he aint got a bird - he must be have a weapon like a field mouse.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u194/kpkpkp_photo/mousesoldier1.jpg

Kp

[sonny]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooolz thats just to sad, imagine when he goes to get it MOT and they stick the sensor in to do the emmissions test and pull it out and see a nasty fkd up substance on it lol id like to see him try and explain what that is lol

[styler2002i]

he probably.. get jealous at the fact that a hard metal rod is being rammed into her exhaust.. he must then take it home and punish it... cheating bitch...

[sonny]

he probably.. get jealous at the fact that a hard metal rod is being rammed into her exhaust.. he must then take it home and punish it... cheating bitch...

loooooooooooolz bet the geeza gets turned on each time he washes her too lol

[sonny]

I aint being funny but have you seen the size of a zorst on an old skool beetle - I am not hung like a moose but fuck me I could not squeeze it into a a beetle zorst no matter what.

No wonder he aint got a bird - he must be have a weapon like a field mouse.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u194/kpkpkp_photo/mousesoldier1.jpg

Kp

looking at how low he's got the car lowered must have uprated the exhaust to cater for his needs lol

[MEGA]

Been away this weekend. Can't beat a bit of peugeot zorst lovin'



:D

[BigFas]

Been away this weekend. Can't beat a bit of peugeot zorst lovin'



:D

Dirty fecker :rolleyes:

[adood84]

Dirty fecker :rolleyes:

I excpected more that reply from you , I saw your name as last person who posted and couldn't wait to see what you have to say then I was disappointed :D:D

lets wait and see what Doc Matt has to say :D

[BigFas]

I excpected more that reply from you , I saw your name as last person who posted and couldn't wait to see what you have to say then I was disappointed :D:D

lets wait and see what Doc Matt has to say :D


Don't underestimate the Fas. Read EVERYTHING

[Handler]

I see you got a pit of penchant for some lubed up warm pipe m8.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I have more then a penchant for it.

I am a leader for the rights of man car marriages, but only with lube

[phat///M3]

I have more then a penchant for it.

I am a leader for the rights of man car marriages, but only with lube

Good for you m8

[Handler]

Its on tonight at 10pm on 5 think i might have to watch it for a bit of comedy action

[Aaftab]

There was a program on today about guys that love their cars!!!

[Styler]

That's just wrong.

Maybe he knows something we don't. Special solution for polishing and maintaining his exhaust pipes.... :eek:

[Aaftab]

Its on tonight at 10pm on 5 think i might have to watch it for a bit of comedy action
Didnt read your post!

[MEGA]

LMAO I just watched the program with the other half.

pmsl when they come back to their car and theres stains on the ground... ahaha....

so very wrong :S

[m3cslboy]

I do not think, i have ever, ever, cried so hard with laughter.

the best bit was when the DOPB ( Dirty Ol' Pervetad Bugger ) yanked and banged the beetle and the trans am. ROFL LOL

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the guy needs help or some turtle magic wax.

brings a whole new meaning to "that car just got raped" ROFL

next week the show ia about a french bellend woman that married the effiel Tower.

so if she divorces the tower does that mean she gets half of the toweR ? ? !

[Enforcer]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooolz thats just to sad, imagine when he goes to get it MOT and they stick the sensor in to do the emmissions test and pull it out and see . . . . . . . . . . .

How would they react if it comes out positive.








Sorry sir but your car is going to have a little car.

[Rico_9]

Thats just wrong man!

The guy needs help

[Handler]

lol they both do mate,

So many funny lines thoughtout that thing i couldn't stop laughing