I can't believe I've actually done this!!!

[Doc Matt]

Most of you know i've been saving up for an M5 as since having one for the day last year it took to me like a duck to water :D

The plan was to sell my vert for around the 20k mark and to put that with the 10k I've saved and use it as a deposit.

So it was in the pipeline until I met a chap called Chris Jenkins who I met 2 weeks ago when Dan (Chaos) introduced me to him as Maybank was fitting me a performance clutch into my vert.:)

He commented on how mint my car looked and I said I may be selling it and he was selling his too. Looked around the corner and there it was. An M5? Nope, a stunning Lambo Gallardo Coupe. :eek:

So what turns out to be a routine £250 labour charge on a clutch turns out into a done deal on a Lambo :D

Only picked up yesterday from Maybank but details are:

2004 (53) Gallardo Coupe
12,500 miles
5.o litre manual 4wd
Nero Black

I called Raj who considering lives 30 mins away got round my house in 8 seconds flat, who has already left his stain on the passenger seat.

Big Thanks to Chaos for putting me in contact with Chris, dude my face was still smiling all the way home up the M40 :D :D

Chris even left me his 'ring sticker on :cool: :cool:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/12.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/11.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/10.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/9.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/8.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/7.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/6-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/5-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/4-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/3-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/2-2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/1-3.jpg

Ring here I come baby :)

[ADAMOD]

Shit the bed matt i just spat my cornflakes all over the place:eek: one song that springs to mind for the cd player - jayz upgrade me!!:cool: best of luck with the car u lucky sod

[Individual One]

That looks stunning Matt:cool: , good news for Mandy too, you will be giving her bones a rest, only until the newness wears off though:p :D .

ENJOY.

[styler2002i]

yeah u lucky sod... that is one looker of a motor there mate... i would like to c u mod that now....

any plans...

[MEGA]

OH MY GOD.

Matt congratulations :D No other car quite like it to turn a head in my opinion.

This is going to be great...

[mikem]

ROFL, Matt your a bad lad. ;)

[zarnd]

nice! But i want to say April fools (would be great if i am wrong though :D)

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant this morning as an April fools - which when i was half asleep at half six this morning got me hook line and sinker!

cheers

[mikem]

nice! But i want to say April fools (would be great if i am wrong though :D)

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant this morning as an April fools - which when i was half asleep at half six this morning got me hook line and sinker!

cheers


I`d have hooked her. :D

[mystic sport]

Haha, nice car but you wanna see my F430 Scuderia :p .

[Scholesy]

nice! But i want to say April fools (would be great if i am wrong though :D)



+1 :p

But i hope it is wrong! :cool:

[bmsingh]

lovely car Congratz...looks mint : )

[dodgyken]

+1 :p

But i hope it is wrong! :cool:

+2

Because that is not his house - or has Matt moved recently??

[MARTY]

Mate, if this aint an april fools you are one lucky bastard and that is a beautiful ride. As Mega said, don't think there are many cars that will turn as many heads as that bad boy. Looks stunning.

[styler2002i]

+3... it seems that i might have been made a fool... off... hoping im not.. but thats one hell of a machine... wanna swap it for a G Whizz... think about the road tax man... lol..

[XKaLiBaR]

someone swap that for an m3 hmmmm :p

[M3 THUG]

someone swap that for an m3 hmmmm :p

first thing i thought when i read this

then i checked what date it was posted lol

[BMW JAY84]

I call April fools too LMAO

[Handler]

Lol very good Doc ;)

[Scholesy]

+2

Because that is not his house - or has Matt moved recently??


Dont know i've never been round matt's to receive a boning, unlike you obviously :eek: :p

[MEGA]

Awww...

:p

[Moe]

Nice someone had a early start for april fools, its got a nice set of late shape alloys

[dodgyken]

Dont know i've never been round matt's to receive a boning, unlike you obviously :eek: :p

The Doc called me in to run some performance calculation on the Gyrominge.

[Doc Matt]

Right, obviously you fuckers dont believe me, I'll get the log book and receipt to proove it and be right back. Its only co-incidence it falls on today :mad:

[BMW JAY84]

Doc Matt you should know better than anyone what happens if you claim to have an M3 beating 318 sorry Lambo and don't post proof :)

[Chaos]

Mate, I still can't believe you got it sewn up, that one's a minter too he was 100% TLC with that puppy. The missus must have raped you boneless all night last night when you got it home - sounded fapping awesome as you tore up the road out of the estate too, that guy coming out of Makro must have shat himself lol!! :D

And boys, read properly, he never said that he swapped it for his M3, Chris wanted a runaround while he sorts out his next baby (SLR) so the vert worked well for him with the summer coming. Can't wait til the new one arrives though, going out in that sucker as soon as I can. :cool:

[dodgyken]

Right, obviously you fuckers dont believe me, I'll get the log book and receipt to proove it and be right back. Its only co-incidence it falls on today :mad:

The king of wind up wonders why people doubt he has a Lambo on April 1st?????

Can't work out whether you are the "New Munter" or "New Casper" :D

[scorcher]

Hmmmmm.............

[BigFas]

Chaos told me about this, but I thought he was full of shite, but congrats dude. Have fun in it and drive safe.

[Styler]

I reckon it's an April fools.

[zarnd]

Right, obviously you fuckers dont believe me, I'll get the log book and receipt to proove it and be right back. Its only co-incidence it falls on today :mad:

...and proof of your mobile phone bill too please :D

[Styler]

is that you Matt in the picture? lol How can your name be on the log book already?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/1-3.jpg

[Chaos]

LOL only just noticed that you back-to-blacked the tyres before you took the photos. You gaylord! :p

And LOL Alex. :D

[dodgyken]

LOL only just noticed that you back-to-blacked the tyres before you took the photos. You gaylord! :p

And LOL Alex. :D

Have you seen how dodgy looking those trainers are!!!

[speed]

I've been expecting a thread like this all day. Ok so I've only read the first 2 replies so i could be wrong but c'mon what day is it?:p

[Sphinx]

I'm coming over matt to have a look! :D

[Raj]

I've seen it and OMFuckingGod........Just sex on wheels.....:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Raj]

is that you Matt in the picture? lol How can your name be on the log book already?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/1-3.jpg

It's on the new keeper supplement...;) :rolleyes:

[Purvesh]

Maaan I'm so jealous. That looks so sick!

You roll deep!!!

[Styler]

It's on the new keeper supplement...;) :rolleyes:
I reckon it's gonna be a photoshop special. I'll wait and see..:p

Could be wrong though :o Lovely looking car no matter what.

[bigshout]

If it's true then congratulations, however I can't help but think if your saving up enough money for an M5 where you would have found the extra £40-£50K to jump to this otherwise I would think you would have bought the M5 long ago.

[thegolfather]

Congrats....i think!

Lovely looking car no doubt but bigshout makes a good point.

[Purvesh]

If it's true then congratulations, however I can't help but think if your saving up enough money for an M5 where you would have found the extra £40-£50K to jump to this otherwise I would think you would have bought the M5 long ago.

Doh' it's April fools day.............:D

[adood84]

Its funny how all the crew are supporting him , I was expecting something similar today :D

[MARTY]

[QUOTE=Chaos]The missus must have raped you boneless all night last night when you got it home QUOTE]

Never mind Mandy boning him, if it turns out it's not an april fool and matt brings it to the next meet for a passenger ride i might even be tempted to bone him!!:D

[mystic sport]

The king of wind up wonders why people doubt he has a Lambo on April 1st?????

Can't work out whether you are the "New Munter" or "New Casper" :D

Haha 'new casper' . I can't wait to see the M3 - erm I mean the lambo in one and a half weeks :p .

[XKaLiBaR]

i was going to say something about them aweful trainers too!! :D you cant be driving a lambo and be wearing market trainers!

[peppernick]

Check out this guy's Ferrari he got today ..... :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3cxOwu56sw

[MEGA]

Thats brilliant!

[styler2002i]

nice... quality camera work

[Doc Matt]

Right, its coming to the end of the working day and i've found time to scan the logbook AND the receipt from him. I can't believe I have to justify myself on a public forum.

It pisses me off how you fuckers just seem to think i'm from Brum and I can't afford a lambo. Well STFU all :mad:















































The proof:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/1-5.jpg

And the receipt :D :D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/doctormatt/1-4.jpg









































































































I would have let this thing run till the death, only until the ring I'd get busted. PLUS I was getting excited Marty was gonna bone me, he's a good lookin' chap.

There is NO WAY i'd ever wear trainers like those in the pic. I think its the trainers thats made me spill the beans.

Happy April fools, love Doc xx :D :D :D

[BigFas]

Roffles...

[MEGA]

Awwh you ruined it. :p

Quite a few of them were hooked :D

[Doc Matt]

Awwh you ruined it. :p

Quite a few of them were hooked :D

I know I have a reputation for being a joker but it was the fcuking trainers man.









And the bone off Marty

[mystic sport]

Bloody loony :D . I am glad you haven't got a lambo. You are bad enough in an M3 at the Ring, a feckin lambo would be suicide in your hands :p .

[Styler]

lol, you clown.

[BMW JAY84]

LMAO good effort. :)

[Purvesh]

And the bone off Marty

It's now changed to Teabagging :eek: :D

[styler2002i]

haha... good job mate.... i like it...

[beauforty]

That is a superb April fool!

[MARTY]

I would have let this thing run till the death, only until the ring I'd get busted. PLUS I was getting excited Marty was gonna bone me, he's a good lookin' chap.



ROFL i'm kinda sad and happy all at the same time.... and no, i'm not sad that i don't get to bone you. :D

@purvesh. After what Mandy has told me, it would have had to have been a Reventon for tea bagging i'm afraid. :D :D :D

[dxb335d]

That is FOOKING AWESOME....


if you dont mind me asking how much was she actually? Pm if you like? 30k deposit and financed the rest tyeah?



Carlos

[BigFas]

@ Adood and Ginge. Fixed ;)

[mikem]

@ Adood and Ginge. Fixed ;)


Nice abuse of power Fas. :D :D

[MEGA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

The beast in action.

(had to..)