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rahrah
26-12-2006, 10:32 PM
right a funny thing happened to me on christmas day...maybe im just being odd...but my friends are saying stuff to scare me!...let me know what ya reckon!...ok picture the scene....(sorry for wasting 5 mins of your life reading this!)
Im in bleeding birmingham with the M3, i park up on the side of the road while dad and my little bro go and get something from a shop.
About 10 mins later a blue L regd vauxhall corsa with said "individual":rolleyes: inside slows down and comes to a stop about 1/5 a meter infront of me. He's blocking the road now at this point and stays infront of me for about 5 mins...god knows what he was doing as i wasnt paying much attention to him.
He now reverses and sits behind me for about 10 mins ...again blocking the road forcing everyone around him. Now this is where it gets a bit odd...he pulls up along side me..and gets me to wind my window down, rather gingerly i pull my window down just a tiny bit...i thought he was going to ask for directions or something, but i noticed he had a tomtom in his car. Anyway he comes out i want to buy your car! ...i say its not for sale, he then asks how much did you pay....and i said id forgotten..lol, where do u you live, where did you buy it from etc etc ..this went on for a few seconds with more oddball questions that i evaded.....eventually i got fed up..and wound my window up..and the dude drives off...
am i just freaking out for no reason...am i turning into a nancy boy without realising...or was that a sign...??
rah bleeding turd ..whos rather worried....:mad:
InvIs Inc
26-12-2006, 10:35 PM
wow that guy had some bad chat up lines :rolleyes: so did u give him ur number rah? lmao :p
nah ur right dude i would have been a lil confused and worried at this point aswell... i would have been expecting a van 2 appear alonside the corsa any second =S not that we get alot of that in scotland but when i worked downsouth 3 colleages had been jacked 1 only got away with his laptop on his passenger seat 1 had his golf stole and the other his M5 he only had for 3 weeks :O all at traffic lights...
but i could be para aswell :o
rahrah
26-12-2006, 10:37 PM
lol....thanks!! :) now, why dont i get the bombshell babes types doing this?
Chaos
26-12-2006, 10:39 PM
Similar things have happened to me now and again, but it's usually just people yelling 'nice car mate' through the window once they've gfinished oggling. That's all cool. Your guy sounded like he wanted a few too many details, and it's unlikely (although still possible) that someone in a 10+ year old Corsa would be buying a relatively recent M3. No need to sweat on it though, you did exactly what I would have done, no info means no issue. :)
peppernick
26-12-2006, 10:40 PM
A dude and his brunette pulled up next to me some time ago in a R32, same thing, asking if mine was the 'special lightweight version', how much, how many BHP etc etc ..... :rolleyes: ......... and offered to swap his 56 reg R32 with mine on the spot. I said I'll take the car with his girl and I was dead serious about it. She was freaking out and kept telling the dude 'to forget about it' whilst I kept going .... 'comon' honey you'll be fine with me ......' They sped off shortly after and I was LMAO ........ :D
Juber
26-12-2006, 10:45 PM
This is birmingham u were in, trust NO ONE there! LOL.
Bloddy area is soo rough! My cousin lives in sparkbrook and i hate driving there, every possible corrupt,convit theifing smelly drug dealing tramp lives there!
Glad you didnt get into too much bother with that strange guy.
Chaos
26-12-2006, 10:50 PM
This from someone who was looking to drive around in Mosside today... :rolleyes:
Juber
26-12-2006, 11:06 PM
This from someone who was looking to drive around in Mosside today... :rolleyes:
hehehehe! It wasnt as bad as i was expecting it to be u know - plenty of teenage yobs in groups of 10+. thats it really, i was expecting peole getting smashed up, bricks flying all over the place ect ect.
I still think Birmingham is worse, urgh a horrible horrible city :eek:
BigFas
26-12-2006, 11:09 PM
hehehehe! It wasnt as bad as i was expecting it to be u know - plenty of teenage yobs in groups of 10+. I still think Birmingham is worse :eek:
It is :( after humping and dumping a girl from Brum, I daren't show my face there ever again, i'll probably have bodyparts mailed to my family over a period of months!
rahrah
27-12-2006, 12:12 AM
lol @ fas and nick.... to say i was relieved to get out of birmingham and get back home was a bleeding understatement. Juber its very near to sparkbrook, i tell ya what...im not going back there in a hurry!
Chaos ..thanks...youve put my mind at rest a bit..hopefully i did the right thing.
adood84
27-12-2006, 03:13 AM
A dude and his brunette pulled up next to me some time ago in a R32, same thing, asking if mine was the 'special lightweight version', how much, how many BHP etc etc ..... :rolleyes: ......... and offered to swap his 56 reg R32 with mine on the spot. I said I'll take the car with his girl and I was dead serious about it. She was freaking out and kept telling the dude 'to forget about it' whilst I kept going .... 'comon' honey you'll be fine with me ......' They sped off shortly after and I was LMAO ........ :D
Can't belive she shoot down an offer to get busy with Doctor Love :D
Birmingham is bare dogey,
i went to uni there for 4 yrs at aston adn encountered my fair share of weirdos, i had just got my e36 back after havign the m-tech kit put on and was in Alum Rock (Drug capital of England ) lol but they do heavy munch along their, anyway, i got sum weirdos askign em aswell if i wanted to seell my car and askign probing questions, i was jsut prayign that their not takign down details liek my license plate and stuff and rob me later lol
I think theres more beemers in alum rock than hosues, lol, kinda tells you how dogey the place is lol.
Doc Matt
27-12-2006, 09:10 AM
Birmingham is bare dogey,
i went to uni there for 4 yrs at aston adn encountered my fair share of weirdos, i had just got my e36 back after havign the m-tech kit put on and was in Alum Rock (Drug capital of England ) lol but they do heavy munch along their, anyway, i got sum weirdos askign em aswell if i wanted to seell my car and askign probing questions, i was jsut prayign that their not takign down details liek my license plate and stuff and rob me later lol
I think theres more beemers in alum rock than hosues, lol, kinda tells you how dogey the place is lol.
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/assets/cald/shotCALD-med.jpg
Dudes!
How dare you say my home town is 'horrible place' and ' every possible corrupt,convit theifing smelly drug dealing tramp lives there!'
I'd like to have you say it to my face, then see what happens. I'd much prefer 'shithole' than 'horrible place' makes it sound better LOL And you mentioned 'every possible corrupt,convit theifing smelly drug dealing tramp lives there!'. What about the rapists? If you are going to humiliate my home town I suggest you get your facts right. :p :D
BigFas
27-12-2006, 09:15 AM
LOL @ dictionary. Had to read that post about 10 times before i could figure that out.
arkenphel
27-12-2006, 09:26 AM
A dude and his brunette pulled up next to me some time ago in a R32, same thing, asking if mine was the 'special lightweight version', how much, how many BHP etc etc ..... :rolleyes: ......... and offered to swap his 56 reg R32 with mine on the spot. I said I'll take the car with his girl and I was dead serious about it. She was freaking out and kept telling the dude 'to forget about it' whilst I kept going .... 'comon' honey you'll be fine with me ......' They sped off shortly after and I was LMAO ........ :D
Just imagine if the lady was under Dr. Love's care, him with a 'scope in his hand whispering "You're mine now...":eek: :D
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/assets/cald/shotCALD-med.jpg
Dudes!
How dare you say my home town is 'horrible place' and ' every possible corrupt,convit theifing smelly drug dealing tramp lives there!'
I'd like to have you say it to my face, then see what happens. I'd much prefer 'shithole' than 'horrible place' makes it sound better LOL And you mentioned 'every possible corrupt,convit theifing smelly drug dealing tramp lives there!'. What about the rapists? If you are going to humiliate my home town I suggest you get your facts right. :p :D
Nice one Matt. You crack me up.
Have to agree with ya about Brum. I am a Brummie born and bred and it is a great place to live. There are some very dodgy areas but then you will get that anywhere.
@Nick - Nice come back. Can you imagine if she was up for it (would say a lot about her and him) :D
rahrah
27-12-2006, 12:01 PM
lol..you guys crack me up!..... birMINGINGham will never be the same!
adood84
27-12-2006, 12:07 PM
Birmingham is bare dogey,
i went to uni there for 4 yrs at aston adn encountered my fair share of weirdos, i had just got my e36 back after havign the m-tech kit put on and was in Alum Rock (Drug capital of England ) lol but they do heavy munch along their, anyway, i got sum weirdos askign em aswell if i wanted to seell my car and askign probing questions, i was jsut prayign that their not takign down details liek my license plate and stuff and rob me later lol
I think theres more beemers in alum rock than hosues, lol, kinda tells you how dogey the place is lol.
could somebody translate?
rahrah
27-12-2006, 12:25 PM
could somebody translate?
ahem ..ill do my best to translate.....
Originally Posted by Adil
Birmingham is bare dogey (birmingham is full of strange people)
i went to uni there for 4 yrs at aston adn encountered my fair share of weirdos,( i went to aston university for 4 bloody years and met a loevly range of people) i had just got my e36 back after havign the m-tech kit put on and was in Alum Rock (Drug capital of England ) lol but they do heavy munch along their (spiffing , i just got my e36 back and i decided to venture into Alum rock, a rather high class of individual associates themselves here, ohh they have a fine selction of french bistros along this road) , anyway, i got sum weirdos askign em aswell if i wanted to seell my car and askign probing questions, i was jsut prayign that their not takign down details liek my license plate and stuff and rob me later lol ( i had some undesireables approach me in alum rock, asking if i would sell my luxury vehicle...and asking some rather downright rude questions, god willing these pilfer's didnt try to clone my liscence plate and then ...gosh the thought try to rob me)
I think theres more beemers in alum rock than hosues, lol, kinda tells you how dogey the place is lol. (I do believe there are more bmw's in alum rock than there are houses...it kind of suggest lots of bad bad ganster people drive bmw's... its a bad naughty car...its gangster)
dunno if that helps or makes the above worse?...sorry adil!!:D
sjj84
27-12-2006, 12:39 PM
Lol, quality translation.
ahem ..ill do my best to translate.....
Originally Posted by Adil
Birmingham is bare dogey (birmingham is full of strange people)
i went to uni there for 4 yrs at aston adn encountered my fair share of weirdos,( i went to aston university for 4 bloody years and met a loevly range of people) i had just got my e36 back after havign the m-tech kit put on and was in Alum Rock (Drug capital of England ) lol but they do heavy munch along their (spiffing , i just got my e36 back and i decided to venture into Alum rock, a rather high class of individual associates themselves here, ohh they have a fine selction of french bistros along this road) , anyway, i got sum weirdos askign em aswell if i wanted to seell my car and askign probing questions, i was jsut prayign that their not takign down details liek my license plate and stuff and rob me later lol ( i had some undesireables approach me in alum rock, asking if i would sell my luxury vehicle...and asking some rather downright rude questions, god willing these pilfer's didnt try to clone my liscence plate and then ...gosh the thought try to rob me)
I think theres more beemers in alum rock than hosues, lol, kinda tells you how dogey the place is lol. (I do believe there are more bmw's in alum rock than there are houses...it kind of suggest lots of bad bad ganster people drive bmw's... its a bad naughty car...its gangster)
dunno if that helps or makes the above worse?...sorry adil!!:D
I couldn't have translated it better myself...:)
BigFas
27-12-2006, 02:21 PM
LMAO. Awesome Rahrah :D
huzi7
27-12-2006, 02:28 PM
PMSL
awesome translation
popsy360
27-12-2006, 03:33 PM
Birmingham ain't THAT bad! You can't slang it of unless you live here and its pretty safe place to live! Must admit Alum Rock road you see more young guys in exotic cars than anywhere else..wonder where the monwey comes from???! Obviously all investment bankers!
Lol Rahrah,
Sorry about the slang people.
Well put it this way, comapred to the areas I used to hang out in like slough, maidenhead, southall, birmingham for me was pretty dangerous in comparison, on more than one occassion I saw a gun pulled out on someone in a nightclub, the worst was in the Works nightclub on broadstreet cause there, the bouncers and the locals all know eachother, so they basically get in with whatever.
I luckly never had the experience of having one pulled out on me, I did have a front row seat though for sum guy gettin smacked in the face with the back of a gun by a bouncer and also I saw DJ Shorty Blitz get knocked the F out by sum locals, but luckly managed to get to know some locals from spark brook and alum rock while i was studying who kept an eye out for me when i was out and about. (being that birmingham aint my home town its always good to make friends like that lol)
Birmingham is ood, fond memories of uni but i dangerous compared to London i rekon.
Hope there wasnt too much slang in that Rahrah :D
MistaSmiff
27-12-2006, 04:11 PM
...I suppose a Brimingham Meet is out of the question then....? ..:p;) :D :o
BigFas
27-12-2006, 04:12 PM
All places have their good parts and bad, believe me, Slough ain't a rose garden, but it's home and it's fun. I used to make some pocket money when I was studying in Leicester being a bouncer at some of the nightclubs, used to work for R.O.A.R (if you go to Asian gigs, you'll know them as all the flyers will have "ROAR on the door") and we used to have all kinds of trouble (asian men and alcohol don't mix!). I've had guns pulled and stuff and this was in Leicester which was meant to be one of the nicest places in the Midlands (back then of course), but now you get that crap everywhere, Slough on a Friday night is like Beirut in the 80's, same as 100 places.
But Brum is still a dump :p (awaits knock on the door by the black country mafia)
BigFas
27-12-2006, 04:13 PM
...I suppose a Brimingham Meet is out of the question then....? ..:p;) :D :o
Could be fun, as long as you set expectations that cars may be stripped bare as part of the meet :D
Juber
27-12-2006, 04:43 PM
Could be fun, as long as you set expectations that cars may be stripped bare as part of the meet :D
LOL ride on steel rims, no stereo, no exhaust ect ect. hahhahaha.
one thing which they do in bham is a lot of street racing. on sat nights we used to head down to this duel carriage way behind uni and everyone used to be parked up along it, a good 200+ cars and watch others race along it, you get all types of cars theres, bemmers, evo's, everything, even saw some ferraris, and lambos there once. The best race i saw though was a por:) sche being chased bumper to bumper by a tricked out pulsa. (i hate nissans but credit where credits due, this thing was keepin up like no mans business).
May be good to organise for a meet there and let bavaria's finest take over lol.:)
huzi7
27-12-2006, 05:41 PM
im with fas...i live in highfields!!!!!
its not bad but it has the reputation!!!!!
theres more action in highfields than anywhere else in leicester :D :cool: :D
ask fas
rahrah
27-12-2006, 05:44 PM
ill be up for a midlands meet......as long as i can bring my baseball bat with me..lol
MistaSmiff
27-12-2006, 10:26 PM
ill be up for a midlands meet......as long as i can bring my baseball bat with me..lolLOL...Baseball Bat ....in Birmingham...your kidding ...right ??.
If your thinking of staying the night in Birmingham I suggest you bring a spare car ..:p :o :D
rahrah
27-12-2006, 10:29 PM
LOL...Baseball Bat ....in Birmingham...your kidding ...right ??.
If your thinking of staying the night in Birmingham I suggest you bring a spare car ..:p :o :D
lol..actually ill take the bus:cool: ...yeah pimp it with the hood rats in style!:D
Doc Matt
27-12-2006, 10:47 PM
one thing which they do in bham is a lot of street racing. on sat nights we used to head down to this duel carriage way behind uni and everyone used to be parked up along it, a good 200+ cars and watch others race along it, you get all types of cars theres, bemmers, evo's, everything, even saw some ferraris, and lambos there once. The best race i saw though was a por:) sche being chased bumper to bumper by a tricked out pulsa. (i hate nissans but credit where credits due, this thing was keepin up like no mans business).
May be good to organise for a meet there and let bavaria's finest take over lol.:)
Just one question as its bugging me a little. Its definately Adil, not Aldi ?
Its just the whole Brum thing twinned with the typos and I was just wondering :D
Doc Matt
27-12-2006, 10:51 PM
Ahh you pussies not coming to Brum. Never mind the gangs and guns. There is a paper shop on Smallbrook queensway run by this 68 yr old Sikh guy Mr Singh.
I'm being honest in saying if you piss him off he will fuck you up all over the street, i'm shit scared of him, he's got some kind of AK47 under his belt. Ask any doorman in Brum, he will say STAY away from Mr Singh :eek:
A warning. :)
Doc Matt
27-12-2006, 11:02 PM
But Brum is still a dump :p
Did you know we have one of the best Bollywood themed bar and restaurant (http://www.peppers-uk.co.uk/index.htm) in the Midlands?
Whenever Mandy goes with her asian mate Bev, I'm there. Guys you don't understand how fit some of these Indian babes are. :eek:
I think i'm there in the New year again, i'll try and get some pics ;)
BigFas
27-12-2006, 11:13 PM
Did you know we have one of the best Bollywood themed bar and restaurant (http://www.peppers-uk.co.uk/index.htm) in the Midlands?
Whenever Mandy goes with her asian mate Bev, I'm there. Guys you don't understand how fit some of these Indian babes are. :eek:
I think i'm there in the New year again, i'll try and get some pics ;)
Yeah I heard about that. My mate went a few weeks ago, said it was a sausage fest :(
MistaSmiff
27-12-2006, 11:58 PM
Ahh...yes Peppers..good food but dwarf like portions...:o
..there is one superfit barmaid there though that brings in all the Bollywood wannabe's ..:p
popsy360
28-12-2006, 12:21 AM
LOL at Mistamiff i know exactly who you on about;)
But Brum is still a dump :p (awaits knock on the door by the black country mafia)
Whats your addy again? LOL :D :p
Ahh you pussies not coming to Brum.....
I think it is about time we organised a meet in Brum... Guns optional...:cool:
BigFas
28-12-2006, 10:08 AM
Whats your addy again? LOL :D :p
I currently have a "no fixed abode" address :eek:
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